Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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