Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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