I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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