OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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