as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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