If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
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Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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