You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
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just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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