ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
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it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
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I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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