Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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