Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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