i would punch a child for taco bell
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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