You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
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Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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