She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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