I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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