i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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