I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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