I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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