no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
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Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
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Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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