I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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