Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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