Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
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Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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