I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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