She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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