I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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