I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
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