To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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