Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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