I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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