I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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