yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
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I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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