I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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