Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
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come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
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You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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