so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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