Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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