I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
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Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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