It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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