Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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