I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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