I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
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it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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