You surviving the open bar?
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i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
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you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
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