Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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