You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
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Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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