I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
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I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
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Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I currently don't understand fingers.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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