Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Randomize
