I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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