Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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