She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
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Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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