he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
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I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
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I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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