Define "chronic" masturbator.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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