okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
