good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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