Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
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Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I am naked and annoyed.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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