Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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