i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
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and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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