Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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