I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
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Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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